Wil and Charlie discuss soup-related hazards, run through a list of celebrities Wil would let spit in his mouth and ponder over Charlie's ill-fated steps towards the priesthood.

Wil, Charlie and special guest Justin Hamilton talk about recasting the role of dad, try and rank the Batmen and come up with a new measurement of time.

Wil and Charlie discuss a plan to make Junior an internet sensation, try and find a way to fit Robin into the Nolanverse and receive a surprise visit from a TOFOP favourite.

Wil and Charlie discuss the optional extras available in the Batmobile, come up with a variation on Celebrity Apprentice and send Wil on a mission to Mars. 

Wil and Charlie discuss an unconvincing way to end a boring conversation, the moral dilemma of sex with a shape-shifter and a bold new image for the ABC.

Wil and Charlie discuss a human Muppet movie, the unexpected sex appeal of having a fatwa on your head and how Cate Blanchett may have inspired the Nazi movement.

Wil and Charlie discuss a potential biblical food franchise, put a new spin on the zombie genre and examine the ramifications of a new alien underclass.

Wil and Charlie discuss the great animation war, the heyday of Hey Hey and how to deliver a devastating heckle.

Wil and Charlie give rambling A's to your Q's.

Wil and Charlie discuss how to best introduce a fetish into a relationship, confess to their lack of manliness and question the health risks of 100-year-old weed.

Wil and Charlie discuss how Australia could become a feared superpower, experiment with misdirection and are horrified by a nursing home with a view.

Wil and Charlie discuss the supernatural properties of batter, make fun of Charlie's beard and introduce Wil's long lost second cousin.

Wil and Charlie discuss an intricate plot to break up with a loved one, ponder the political parallels of the WWE and reveal the identity of a celebrity listener.

Wil and Charlie discuss slimy lawyers, green energy sex toys and 1994 Oscar winners.

Wil and Charlie discuss the deeper significance of hot jam donuts, question Superman's alone time and marvel at the careers of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Wil and Charlie discuss Wil's Terminator-like ability to take notes, devise a curse for a hipster gypsy and submit to the impending apocalypse.

Wil, Charlie and special guest Michael Chamberlin discuss death-stopping semen, a bible porn parody and ponder the origin of the diaphragm.

Wil and Charlie return to discuss star tours, the worst bit of dialogue in film history the somewhat dubious nature of Noiseworks' greatest hits albums.

Wil and Charlie discuss someone who's really better at murder than them, get educated on all things Belgian and ponder the future of smoking.

Wil and Charlie discuss the best way to play insane, Charlie's political ignorance and find out if Terence Trent D'Arby really is bigger than the Beatles.

Wil and Charlie discuss a new form of sexual currency, Thor's similarity to one of worst film's of all time and are baffled by talk of a Police Academy remake.

Wil and Charlie discuss an efficient use of Batman's time, the brand of Brand and try out the TOFOP drinking game for themselves.

Wil and Charlie discuss our new computer overlords, a sex act that sounds like a disease and why gurus need to be up on their current events.

Wil, Charlie and special guest Justin Hamilton discuss the rise of the instant expert, the order in which you'd have sex with the cast of Friends and look up nude photos of an obscure actress.

Wil and Charlie discuss scrotal ultrasounds, protein-based hair products and the worst name you could give a child.

Wil and Charlie discuss what to do with Wil's remains, Ben Elton's musical tastes and the risks of having Hitler as an organ donor.

Wil, Charlie and special guest Tom Ballard discuss tales of underage drinking, cover band etiquette and dig deep into the digestive tract.

Wil and Charlie discuss even more microphone positions, Charlie's dashed puppeteering dreams and their mutual disdain for fantasy icons.

Wil and Charlie discuss the how hard it would be to be a mass murderer, the history of The Harlem Globetrotters and how to impress a hot nerd.

Wil and Charlie discuss a gross misuse of Wil's time, TOFOP's global audience and the hassles of an imaginary girlfriend.

Wil and Charlie discuss the plot of a film that doesn't star Adam Sandler, defend a noted Scientologist and try and find a happy place.

Wil and Charlie discuss parties that never end, vomit as a superpower and why Jesus should have worked out more.

Wil and Charlie discuss teenage love letters, the parallels between sport and sex and the pitfalls of an unexpected tearjerker.

Wil and Charlie discuss adventures in brothels, short-term slavery and the questionable historical significance of the court jester.

Wil, Charlie and special guest Dave Anthony discuss the spectre of socialism, the cult of Glenn Beck and the sad tale of Kevin '07.

Wil, Charlie and special guest Dave Anthony discuss dodgy bus rides, the GCC and what's really being hid under the Vatican.

Wil and Charlie discuss the career of MCD, Wil's obsession with nuts and the frustrating lack of explanations in Tron Legacy.

Wil and Charlie discuss Aerosmith's modern equivalent, the going price of a death ray and the underwhelming features of the moon.

Wil and Charlie return from the wilderness to discuss sex dolls after the apocalypse, a global fist fight and a man-sized microwave.

Wil and Charlie discuss the flaws of being unbreakable, the joys medical marijuana and launch a spirited defence of a shamed rugby league player.

Wil and Charlie discuss LA celebrity encounters, the strange appeal of sexually ambiguous rock stars and find a new twist on the desert island disc scenario.

Charlie and guest co-host Michael Chamberlin reminisce about softcore pornography, first confessions and the Twitter generation.

Wil and Charlie discuss the joy of Slurpees, Wil's early days of stand up and a place where life and light go to die.

Wil and Charlie discuss Victorian-era junkies, compass-related violence and stuff they're not good at.

Wil and Charlie discuss imaginary friends, gaycations and having a casual attitude to emergency situations.

Wil and Charlie discuss the not-so-supernatural, the joys of reality TV and Wil's nerdy obsession with Dr. Who.

Wil and Charlie discuss meeting their heroes, lame pick up techniques and how to build a vagina out of ordinary household products.

Wil and Charlie discuss how pipes equal instant cred, compare notes on gay bars and discover an addiction worse than any drug.

Wil and Charlie discuss Charlie's appetite for books, inventors killed by their own creations and the wonderful world of milk.

Will and Charlie discuss a world of redheaded vampires, the rules of name pronunciation and what could be the world's best rollercoaster.

Wil and Charlie discuss an invention Stephen Hawking could really use, the wrong way to make a cheese toastie and Charlie's true purpose in life.

Wil and Charlie discuss the Helpmann awards, get a little gay over high school musicals and give Kathy Bates her greatest role yet.

Wil and Charlie discuss exciting new modes of transport, Mr. Bad's legacy and premature declarations.

Wil and Charlie discuss bad high school plays, suspicious man dates and everyone's favourite children's book, The Happy Toilet Block Sex Story.

Wil, Charlie and special guest Justin Hamilton, discuss all things Whedon, aural anecdote rape and Adam Sandler's new comedy blockbuster.

Wil and Charlie discuss youthful beatings, regrettable fashion choices and Wil's disdain for the work of M. Night Shyamalan.

Wil and Charlie discuss the antics of Molly Meldrum, the flaws of an Avengers movie and horrors of a parasitic dick fish.

Wil and Charlie discuss Splendour In The Grass, the legality of public masturbation and how to survive prison.

Wil and Charlie discuss frivolous spending, gay penis envy and Wil's potential to one day control the world's avian population.

Wil and Charlie discuss encounters with the homeless, how The Littlest Hobo could be remade and Osama Bin Laden's obsession with Brokeback Mountain.

Wil and Charlie discuss a strip club that caters for all and the lyrical stylings of Silk.

Wil and Charlie discuss failed nicknames, new sex moves and the best way to die horribly.

Wil and Charlie discuss the vagaries of fan mail, the scariness of hillbillies and the redundancy of The Flash.