Sat, 18 May 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Greg Behrendt to discuss the difference between restaurants and kitchens, how Greg is in the middle of the world's longest TED talk, his plans to be the house band on Late Night, and what makes Tommy Lee such a great drummer. |
Wed, 15 May 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie Number One" Dave Anthony to reveal that the NBA is rigged, learn about the cultural significance of the brown-eye, review the movie Single Photo Dad, and smell the worst smell in the world. |
Sat, 11 May 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Celia Pacquola to discuss how a first date led to a career in comedy, how hot the waitresses are at the Veggie Bar, and to refute rumours (started by herself) that she is gay and/or pregnant. |
Tue, 7 May 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Rove McManus to reveal the origin story of Angel Cake, Hungry Hungry Hippo Games, playing billiards with bikies, and why the Joker should be in charge of public transport.
Direct download: FOFOP_22-_The_Difference_Between_Shivs_and_Shanks.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:37 PM |
Sun, 5 May 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie Number One" Dave Anthony to finally reveal the Real Dave, discuss why you hope your book publisher has a horrible family, and why Dave might just be the World's Worst Improviser. |
Wed, 1 May 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Felicity Ward to discuss late-night arguments with the toilet man, why you should never bring a drink to a knife fight, and just how many times you can get your car stolen before it gets suspicious. |
Sat, 27 April 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Lindsay Webb in the Podcave to discuss enrollling in a Batman University Course, Lindsay's Comedy World Record and how Wil's voice is considering going solo from his brain. |
Wed, 24 April 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Peter Helliar in the Podcave to talk about the time Pete was in the worst romantic comedy of all-time, what names are bad to have when you work in the sex crimes department, and how well Wil does in imaginary gigs. |
Sun, 21 April 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Lawrence Mooney (hopefully in both ears this time) to talk about the ultimate workout session, what happened after the final scenes of The Shawshank Redemption, and why Lawrence would do MUCH better than Wil in prison. |
Sun, 21 April 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlies" Justin Hamilton and Tom Gleeson to discuss a Pump Up The Volume sequel, what you'd do if you had diplomatic immunity for a fortnight and why they probably won't march on Anzac Day. |
Wed, 17 April 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Justin Hamilton to talk Superman's beard, Iron Man 3, Doctor Who, Justin's mystery package and how we don't have much time on this big ball of mud. |
Thu, 11 April 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Lindsay Webb to discuss when a serviced apartment isn't actually a serviced apartment, the difference between boats and ships, and why Wil might be a secret guest on the next series of Project Runway. |
Tue, 9 April 2013
In this horribly recorded bonus episode, Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Dave Anthony to learn that Irish cuisine is great if you love carbs and hate salad, how what doesn't kill you makes you stronger- especially if you are an STI, and that Wil's new phone is actually a Transformer. |
Wed, 3 April 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Lindsay Webb to talk about what the new Pope's catchphrase should be, the advantages of being an alter boy, discover the secrets of the Wiluminati and the perils of posting pickles to Poland. |
Sun, 24 March 2013
Wil and "Guest Charlie" Dave Anthony catch up on the day of Starfish Brooklyn to find out when a pool becomes a toilet, tips for reusing condoms, why Dave shouldn't be allowed to talk to people, and why Ryan Seacrest is considered a God in Africa. |
Sat, 23 March 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Tom Gleeson to discuss why neither of them ever appeared on Spicks and Specks, why Wil was told "Thank God You're Not Here", how Home and Away is a lot like Fight Club, and reveal way too much about the secrets of the Melbourne Comedy Festival. |
Sun, 17 March 2013
Wil and "Guest Charlie" Dave Anthony discuss how Wil's career would be different if his name was Bill, how the US immigration system was designed by Tolkien, why you can't teach yourself to meditate, and how at Walmart you can always find the meth near the melons. |
Wed, 13 March 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Harley Breen to talk about swearing children, showering in your undies, unexpected hospital visits, and the ancient art of Jelqing. |
Sun, 10 March 2013
Wil and "Guest Charlie Number One" Dave Anthony discover just what secrets nature is hiding, discuss the best place to buy tiny pants and hot juice, and learn why Wil should stop accepting drinks from strangers. |
Wed, 6 March 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Tom Gleeson to talk about Tom's Good Will Hunting moment, why the Australian fast bowler would have won Dancing With The Stars, and what FOFOP actually stands for. |
Sat, 2 March 2013
Recorded the morning after the Academy Awards, Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" and Oscar's Grouch Dave Anthony, who explains what makes him Ang Lee, why airlines should not give in to peer-group pressure, and how an Onion tweet lead to a Twitter feud with Mr Burns. |
Tue, 26 February 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" Rove McManus to talk about the jokes that will get you locked up in Gitmo, how the world will be safe when everyone has an egg, what it's like to experience Full Blown Busey, and ask: Why So (Doctor) Serious?
Direct download: FOFOP_Episode_4_Cookies_From_Outer_Space.output_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:51 PM |
Sun, 24 February 2013
Wil is joined by "Guest Charlie" (and star of The Office, Arrested Development, 1600 Penn and Walking The Room) Dave Anthony, to discuss how Wil's plan to be a nicer person is being thwarted by stupid people, how Dave shouldn't be trusted with a gun (or Twitter), and how everything is probably Rupert Murdoch's fault.
Direct download: FOFOP_Episode_3_Get_At_It_Eggheads.output_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:40 AM |
Wed, 20 February 2013
Wil and "Guest-Charlie" Justin Hamilton talk about why Justin is enemy Number 1 of printers, why Wil will never be a guest on Celebrity Masterchef, and how the best chiropractic care can be found underground. |
Fri, 15 February 2013
Wil and "Guest-Charlie" Dave Anthony discuss the rise of the comedy-robots, the missing chapter from Bill Clinton's autobiography, and a plan for Matt Damon to solve world hunger. |
Fri, 15 February 2013
Wil is joined by Justin Hamilton and Lehmo to try and launch his new podcast FOFOP, but instead proves there are Amish people who are better at using technology than he is. |
Mon, 17 September 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss a fun alternative to wind farms, an anti-climactic computer demonstration and the future of TOFOP. |
Sun, 15 July 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss word-a-day toilet paper and find out that when it comes to the battery situation, it takes an idiot to catch an idiot. |
Sun, 8 July 2012
Wil and Charlie return to discuss an almost forgotten Australian sports-comedy team, the skills required to be an interdimensional spy and a little film called The Avengers. |
Sun, 20 May 2012
Wil and Charile discuss how to put together a set list, a potential sequel to Avatar and the era of perpetual adolescence. |
Sun, 13 May 2012
Wil and Charlie conclude with an improved, but still underwhelming, third instalment. |
Thu, 3 May 2012
Wil and Charlie follow up a beloved original with a patchy second effort. |
Sun, 29 April 2012
Wil and Charlie revisit the couple's quiz. |
Sun, 22 April 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss a reimagining of the Batman-mythos and take a couple's quiz. |
Sun, 15 April 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss nearly all things Superpod, plan a party for T-Baggers and reflect on the career of Larry Pickering. |
Mon, 9 April 2012
Wil, Charlie, Greg and Dave try to come to terms with tragedy. |
Sun, 8 April 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss the most electrifying man in sports-entertainment history, the copyright issues associated with the batsuit and some very Paatsch-y reviews. |
Sun, 1 April 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss the Hunger Games, the era of everyone having an opinion and the alternative endings of Die Hard with a Vengeance. |
Sun, 25 March 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss their dream levels, marvel at Australia's reptilmarsupimammals and discuss the benefits of a publicly appointed vigilante. |
Sun, 18 March 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss girls gone Wil, street level superhero drugs and the tomb of the unknown rodent. |
Sun, 11 March 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss new microphone issues, share trampoline etiquette and try and make a deal with the devil. |
Sun, 4 March 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss a poor interrogation technique, size each other up for a fight and take a trip down memory lane with some indomitable Gauls. |
Sun, 26 February 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss the golden triangle of porn, herald the arrival of the iJoke and delve into Charlie's shortlived career as a superhero. |
Sun, 19 February 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss an unfinished conversation, get ready for the debut of Taboo and find out what a man's best friend really is. |
Sun, 12 February 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss how they'd split research for the show, praise the amazing work of Jim Stynes and lay down the ground rules for messing with someone's Old Lady. |
Sun, 5 February 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss the darkside of Drover's Run, chart the evolution of taboo sex acts and nominate Banksy as the leader of the human revolution. |
Wed, 1 February 2012
Wil and Charlie give you Thirty Odd Foot of Bonus. |
Sat, 28 January 2012
Wil and Charlie discuss soup-related hazards, run through a list of celebrities Wil would let spit in his mouth and ponder over Charlie's ill-fated steps towards the priesthood. |
Sat, 21 January 2012
Wil, Charlie and special guest Justin Hamilton talk about recasting the role of dad, try and rank the Batmen and come up with a new measurement of time. |
Sun, 25 December 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss a plan to make Junior an internet sensation, try and find a way to fit Robin into the Nolanverse and receive a surprise visit from a TOFOP favourite. |
Sun, 18 December 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss the optional extras available in the Batmobile, come up with a variation on Celebrity Apprentice and send Wil on a mission to Mars. |
Sun, 11 December 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss an unconvincing way to end a boring conversation, the moral dilemma of sex with a shape-shifter and a bold new image for the ABC. |
Sun, 4 December 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss a human Muppet movie, the unexpected sex appeal of having a fatwa on your head and how Cate Blanchett may have inspired the Nazi movement. |
Sun, 27 November 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss a potential biblical food franchise, put a new spin on the zombie genre and examine the ramifications of a new alien underclass. |
Sun, 20 November 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss the great animation war, the heyday of Hey Hey and how to deliver a devastating heckle. |
Sun, 16 October 2011
Wil and Charlie give rambling A's to your Q's. |
Sun, 9 October 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss how to best introduce a fetish into a relationship, confess to their lack of manliness and question the health risks of 100-year-old weed. |
Sun, 25 September 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss how Australia could become a feared superpower, experiment with misdirection and are horrified by a nursing home with a view. |
Mon, 19 September 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss the supernatural properties of batter, make fun of Charlie's beard and introduce Wil's long lost second cousin. |
Tue, 6 September 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss an intricate plot to break up with a loved one, ponder the political parallels of the WWE and reveal the identity of a celebrity listener. |
Sun, 28 August 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss slimy lawyers, green energy sex toys and 1994 Oscar winners. |
Sun, 21 August 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss the deeper significance of hot jam donuts, question Superman's alone time and marvel at the careers of Matt Stone and Trey Parker. |
Sun, 14 August 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss Wil's Terminator-like ability to take notes, devise a curse for a hipster gypsy and submit to the impending apocalypse. |
Sun, 7 August 2011
Wil, Charlie and special guest Michael Chamberlin discuss death-stopping semen, a bible porn parody and ponder the origin of the diaphragm. |
Sun, 24 July 2011
Wil and Charlie return to discuss star tours, the worst bit of dialogue in film history the somewhat dubious nature of Noiseworks' greatest hits albums. |
Sun, 26 June 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss someone who's really better at murder than them, get educated on all things Belgian and ponder the future of smoking. |
Mon, 20 June 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss the best way to play insane, Charlie's political ignorance and find out if Terence Trent D'Arby really is bigger than the Beatles. |
Sun, 12 June 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss a new form of sexual currency, Thor's similarity to one of worst film's of all time and are baffled by talk of a Police Academy remake. |
Sun, 5 June 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss an efficient use of Batman's time, the brand of Brand and try out the TOFOP drinking game for themselves. |
Sun, 29 May 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss our new computer overlords, a sex act that sounds like a disease and why gurus need to be up on their current events. |
Sun, 22 May 2011
Wil, Charlie and special guest Justin Hamilton discuss the rise of the instant expert, the order in which you'd have sex with the cast of Friends and look up nude photos of an obscure actress. |
Sun, 15 May 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss scrotal ultrasounds, protein-based hair products and the worst name you could give a child. |
Sun, 8 May 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss what to do with Wil's remains, Ben Elton's musical tastes and the risks of having Hitler as an organ donor. |
Sun, 1 May 2011
Wil, Charlie and special guest Tom Ballard discuss tales of underage drinking, cover band etiquette and dig deep into the digestive tract. |
Sun, 24 April 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss even more microphone positions, Charlie's dashed puppeteering dreams and their mutual disdain for fantasy icons. |
Sun, 17 April 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss the how hard it would be to be a mass murderer, the history of The Harlem Globetrotters and how to impress a hot nerd. |
Sun, 10 April 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss a gross misuse of Wil's time, TOFOP's global audience and the hassles of an imaginary girlfriend. |
Sun, 3 April 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss the plot of a film that doesn't star Adam Sandler, defend a noted Scientologist and try and find a happy place. |
Sun, 27 March 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss parties that never end, vomit as a superpower and why Jesus should have worked out more. |
Sun, 20 March 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss teenage love letters, the parallels between sport and sex and the pitfalls of an unexpected tearjerker. |
Sun, 13 March 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss adventures in brothels, short-term slavery and the questionable historical significance of the court jester. |
Sun, 6 March 2011
Wil, Charlie and special guest Dave Anthony discuss the spectre of socialism, the cult of Glenn Beck and the sad tale of Kevin '07. |
Sun, 27 February 2011
Wil, Charlie and special guest Dave Anthony discuss dodgy bus rides, the GCC and what's really being hid under the Vatican. |
Sun, 20 February 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss the career of MCD, Wil's obsession with nuts and the frustrating lack of explanations in Tron Legacy. |
Sun, 13 February 2011
Wil and Charlie discuss Aerosmith's modern equivalent, the going price of a death ray and the underwhelming features of the moon. |
Wed, 9 February 2011
Wil and Charlie return from the wilderness to discuss sex dolls after the apocalypse, a global fist fight and a man-sized microwave. |
Sun, 12 December 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss the flaws of being unbreakable, the joys medical marijuana and launch a spirited defence of a shamed rugby league player. |
Wed, 8 December 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss LA celebrity encounters, the strange appeal of sexually ambiguous rock stars and find a new twist on the desert island disc scenario. |
Sun, 28 November 2010
Charlie and guest co-host Michael Chamberlin reminisce about softcore pornography, first confessions and the Twitter generation. |
Sun, 21 November 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss the joy of Slurpees, Wil's early days of stand up and a place where life and light go to die. |
Sun, 14 November 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss Victorian-era junkies, compass-related violence and stuff they're not good at. |
Sun, 7 November 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss imaginary friends, gaycations and having a casual attitude to emergency situations. |
Sat, 30 October 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss the not-so-supernatural, the joys of reality TV and Wil's nerdy obsession with Dr. Who. |
Sun, 24 October 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss meeting their heroes, lame pick up techniques and how to build a vagina out of ordinary household products. |
Sun, 17 October 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss how pipes equal instant cred, compare notes on gay bars and discover an addiction worse than any drug. |
Sun, 10 October 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss Charlie's appetite for books, inventors killed by their own creations and the wonderful world of milk. |
Sun, 3 October 2010
Will and Charlie discuss a world of redheaded vampires, the rules of name pronunciation and what could be the world's best rollercoaster. |
Tue, 28 September 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss an invention Stephen Hawking could really use, the wrong way to make a cheese toastie and Charlie's true purpose in life. |
Sun, 19 September 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss the Helpmann awards, get a little gay over high school musicals and give Kathy Bates her greatest role yet. |
Sun, 12 September 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss exciting new modes of transport, Mr. Bad's legacy and premature declarations. |
Sun, 5 September 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss bad high school plays, suspicious man dates and everyone's favourite children's book, The Happy Toilet Block Sex Story. |
Mon, 30 August 2010
Wil, Charlie and special guest Justin Hamilton, discuss all things Whedon, aural anecdote rape and Adam Sandler's new comedy blockbuster. |
Sun, 22 August 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss youthful beatings, regrettable fashion choices and Wil's disdain for the work of M. Night Shyamalan. |
Sun, 15 August 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss the antics of Molly Meldrum, the flaws of an Avengers movie and horrors of a parasitic dick fish. |
Sun, 8 August 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss Splendour In The Grass, the legality of public masturbation and how to survive prison. |
Sun, 1 August 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss frivolous spending, gay penis envy and Wil's potential to one day control the world's avian population. |
Sun, 25 July 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss encounters with the homeless, how The Littlest Hobo could be remade and Osama Bin Laden's obsession with Brokeback Mountain. |
Wed, 21 July 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss a strip club that caters for all and the lyrical stylings of Silk. |
Sat, 17 July 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss failed nicknames, new sex moves and the best way to die horribly. |
Fri, 2 July 2010
Wil and Charlie discuss the vagaries of fan mail, the scariness of hillbillies and the redundancy of The Flash. |
